How many Notre Dame students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Well…
One to distract the rector,
one to make a bulb run,
one to change the bulb,
one to light a candle for it at the Grotto,
three to discuss the unparalleled lightbulb-changing tradition at ND,
seventy to sing the fight song,
and eight thousand to check ND’s ranking in the lightbulb-changing polls.
