September 2007
8 posts
California vs. Michigan
In California you don’t get a ticket for going 84 mph on the freeway. But in California the cop probably wouldn’t be a really nice guy who drops the ticket from 15+ over the speed limit (a 2 point penalty) to 5 over the speed limit (a 0 point penalty).
Dear Audi drivers who take the model badge off their cars,
I know you drive an A4. Good try though.
Andy
“Your money does not cause my poverty. Refusal to believe this is at the bottom...”
– P.J. O’Rourke
“No government proposal more complicated than “This note is legal tender...”
– P.J. O’Rourke
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“I was born and raised in Detroit, Michigan, and I hate Michigan.”
– Jerome Bettis at the Notre Dame pep rally prior to the Notre Dame - Michigan game on September 16th, 2006
“Patriotism means to stand by the country. It does not mean to stand by the...”
– Theodore Roosevelt
“Here, faith and football are intertwined. Thus the 132-foot-tall mosaic of...”
– From page 8 of the 11/4/03 issue of Sports Illustrated on Campus - “Roadtrip: South Bend, Indiana,” by John Walters
“First, Notre Dame has to lose.”
– Darrell Royal (coach of the Texas Longhorns) on how to win a national championship